“I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.”
“If you have a beautiful face you don’t need fake boobs to get anyone’s attention”
“The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday”
“All you have to do in life is go out with your friends, party hard, and look twice as good as the bitch standing next to you. ”
“all you have to do in life is hang out with your friends, party hard and look twice as good as the chick standing next to you”
“Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne because that’s what everyone expects you to love. Energy drinks are the best party drinks. You never get tired, you never get a hangover, and you can make fun of all the loaded people who think they’re clever but are really acting stupid. ”