“What's Wal*Mart? Is that were they sell wall stuff?”
“Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?”
“What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?”
“Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?”
“I’m an animal activist. Many people say that I’m a hypocrite, because I eat burgers and stuff like that but I won’t wear fur. But I’m not a hypocrite. I just only wear fake fur. ”
“A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.”