“If you have a beautiful face you don’t need fake boobs to get anyone’s attention”

“Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne because that’s what everyone expects you to love. Energy drinks are the best party drinks. You never get tired, you never get a hangover, and you can make fun of all the loaded people who think they’re clever but are really acting stupid. ”

“I’m an animal activist. Many people say that I’m a hypocrite, because I eat burgers and stuff like that but I won’t wear fur. But I’m not a hypocrite. I just only wear fake fur. ”

“Always walk around like you have on an invisible tiara. ”

“All you have to do in life is go out with your friends, party hard, and look twice as good as the bitch standing next to you. ”

“all you have to do in life is hang out with your friends, party hard and look twice as good as the chick standing next to you”

“You know your the best when people you don't know hate you.”