“I’m not, like, that smart. ”

“I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.”

“I’m an animal activist. Many people say that I’m a hypocrite, because I eat burgers and stuff like that but I won’t wear fur. But I’m not a hypocrite. I just only wear fake fur. ”

“Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?”

“Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?”

“A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.”

“What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?”