“No anal problems here.”

“The erotic economy of homosexual relations continues to be traced for our culture in the enduring equation of homosexuality with male homosexuality, of male homosexuality with sodomy, and of sodomy with anal intercourse, and, in particular, with the so-called “passive” or receptive position in anal intercourse.”

“...in the background she can hear the shopping carts performing their clashy, anal copulations.”

“Ye see, Rab, it's due to the way we feel about our arseholes. We now believe, as a species, if our soul is located anywhere in our bodies, it's up our arses. That's where it all goes. It makes sense. That's why we're obsessed with anal jokes, anal sex, anal hobbies...the arsehole - not the brain, not space - is the last frontier. That's what makes us revolutionaries.”

“The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.”

“I can play the trumpet, but only if I have a sufficient quantity of anal lube.”