“Writing poetry and reading books causes brain damage.”
“Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.”
“We don't read and write poetry because its cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is full of passion.”
“the disinhibition caused by said brain damage, can also spur the infected individual to seek the pleasure of compulsive, casual sexual activity”
“Reading is fuel for the brain. Writing is fuel for the spirit...”
“Give your brain a break and read a book.”