“Our role is to encourage, not discourage, reading.”

“[Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”

“The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”

“my folks wouldn't read a book if you put a gun to their dicks. but they read people all day long and always get it right.”

“You get a little moody sometimes but I think that's because you like to read. People that like to read are always a little fucked up.”

“Writing poetry and reading books causes brain damage.”

“Read the great books, gentlemen,” Mr. Monte said one day. “Just the great ones. Ignore the others. There’s not enough time.”