“The Pledge of Allegiance says 'liberty and justice for all'. Which part of 'all' don't you understand?”

“It comes as a great shock…to discover that the flag to which you have pledged allegiance…has not pledged allegiance to you. It comes as a great shock to see Gary Cooper killing off the Indians, and although you are rooting for Gary Cooper, that the Indians are you.”

“The important thing is to keep them pledging," he explained to his cohorts. "It doesn't matter whether they mean it or not. That's why they make little kids pledge allegiance even before they know what 'pledge' and 'allegiance' mean.”

“I pledge allegiance to a country without borders, without politicians”

“I pledge allegiance to the frog of the United States of America and to the wee public for witches hands one Asian, under God, in the vestibule with little tea and just rice for all.”

“Allegiance, after all, has to work two ways; and one can grow weary of an allegiance which is not reciprocal.”