“Adam didn't approve of Wal-Mart.”
“Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?”
“Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?”
“What's Wal*Mart? Is that were they sell wall stuff?”
“Wal-mart started selling "Vampire Home Defense Kits", including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires from your door. The fact that these kits were generally useless didn't bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water being sold at wal-mart.”
“America does not want change, except from the cash register at Wal-Mart.”