“I give you Mercedes Athena Thompson, our newest member."Much awkwardness ensued.”
“Much awkwardness ensued.”
“With gift giving, if it’s the thought that counts, then a picture of a Mercedes is just as good as an actual Mercedes. With my new camera, I can’t wait to show you how much I love you!”
“Give me those keys.”“I will not!”“You win, Professor. I’ll buy you a car. Now give me the damn keys.”“I have a car.”“A real car. A Mercedes, a BMW, whatever you want.”“I don’t want a Mercedes or a BMW.”“That’s what you think.”“Stop bullying me.”“I haven’t even started.”
“I have a Thompson SubMachine gun and we shoot sharks with it. As soon as they put their heads out we give them a burst.”
“To Yelena, our newest food taster. May you last longer than your predecessor.”