“It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.”
“The first lesson every child of Athena learned: Mom was the best at everything, and you should never, ever suggest otherwise.”
“But that was the trouble with ancient artifacts - no one really knew what they did.”
“Those who play with fire should expect to be consumed by it.”
“One of the first lessons a necromancer learns is the art of playing dumb. Of course, one problem with playing dumb is that is seeps into your everyday life. ~Jaime Vegas”
“Well," I said. "If you need me, I'll be outside, playing with sharp objects.”