“Oh, darling, you know we writers must occasionally stretch a point to heighten the dramatic situation. ”

“Why darling, I'm your Auntie Mame!”

“she thought that 9Am was in the middle of the night”

“Daddy always said that Christmas is a joyous season when suicides and holdups and shoplifting and like that reach a new high and that the best place to spend the whole thing is a Moslem country.”

“I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind. ”

“Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.”

“You just don't know writers. They'll use anything, anybody. They'll eat their young.”