“Why darling, I'm your Auntie Mame!”
“Not all gays respond to the same stuff. Would Alexander the Great have loved Auntie Mame?”
“Auntie Mame, who was the british lady?"'Oh, she's from Pittsburgh''But she had the acc-''Well, when your from Pittsburgh you gotta do something”
“Women in movies from Hollywood's golden era dressed the way my mother did now. My entire childhood, she'd shown up at PTA meeting in bust-hugging sequins, the sight of which gave my father complicated facial twitches. She was flamboyant, really, in no other way. There was nothing Auntie Mame about her. Unless Auntie Mame had a penchant for public collapse.”
“Why, darling, I don't live at all when I'm not with you.”
“Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.”