“Alice: Did you phone her, beg her to come back - when you went for lovely walks?Dan: Yes.Alice: You're a piece of shit.”

“Alice: It's the only way to leave. "I don't love you anymore. Goodbye."Dan: Supposing you do still love them?Alice: You don't leave.”

“• Dan: I love you. • Alice: Where? • Dan: What? • Alice: Show me. Where is this 'love'? I can't see it, I can't touch it, I can't feel it. I can hear it, I can hear some words but I can't do anything with your easy words.”

“Alice: I don’t love you anymore. Goodbye.Dan: Since when?Alice: Now. Just now.”

“Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. But it's better if you do.”

“I love everything about you that hurts.”

“I don't love you anymore. Goodbye.”