“Anna: Since my opening last year...I'm disgusting.Larry: You're phenomenal. You're so clever.”

“Alice: Did you phone her, beg her to come back - when you went for lovely walks?Dan: Yes.Alice: You're a piece of shit.”

“We arrive with our...'baggage' and for a while they're brilliant, they're 'Baggage Handlers.' We say, 'Where's your baggage?' They deny all knowledge of it...'They're in love'...they have none. Then...just as you're relaxing...a Great Big Juggernaut arrives...with their baggage. It Got Held Up. One of the greatest myths men have about women is that we overpack.”

“Alice: I don’t love you anymore. Goodbye.Dan: Since when?Alice: Now. Just now.”

“Deception is brutal, I'm not pretending otherwise.”

“I think you owe me something for deceiving me so exquisitely.”

“What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world.”