“Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist, wrapped in blood! Go fuck yourself!”

“I am waiting for a man to come in here and fuck me sideways with a beautiful line like that”

“Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. But it's better if you do.”

“We arrive with our...'baggage' and for a while they're brilliant, they're 'Baggage Handlers.' We say, 'Where's your baggage?' They deny all knowledge of it...'They're in love'...they have none. Then...just as you're relaxing...a Great Big Juggernaut arrives...with their baggage. It Got Held Up. One of the greatest myths men have about women is that we overpack.”

“Alice: It's the only way to leave. "I don't love you anymore. Goodbye."Dan: Supposing you do still love them?Alice: You don't leave.”

“Alice: Did you phone her, beg her to come back - when you went for lovely walks?Dan: Yes.Alice: You're a piece of shit.”

“I love everything about you that hurts.”