“Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. But it's better if you do.”

“That's the most stupid expression in the world. 'I fell in love'—as if you had no choice. There's a moment, there's always a moment; I can do this, I can give in to this or I can resist it. I don't know when your moment was but I bet there was one.”

“What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world.”

“I don't want to lie. I can't tell the truth. So it's over.”

“Alice: It's the only way to leave. "I don't love you anymore. Goodbye."Dan: Supposing you do still love them?Alice: You don't leave.”

“• Dan: I love you. • Alice: Where? • Dan: What? • Alice: Show me. Where is this 'love'? I can't see it, I can't touch it, I can't feel it. I can hear it, I can hear some words but I can't do anything with your easy words.”

“Alice: Did you phone her, beg her to come back - when you went for lovely walks?Dan: Yes.Alice: You're a piece of shit.”