“What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world.”

“I don't want to lie. I can't tell the truth. So it's over.”

“Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. But it's better if you do.”

“We arrive with our...'baggage' and for a while they're brilliant, they're 'Baggage Handlers.' We say, 'Where's your baggage?' They deny all knowledge of it...'They're in love'...they have none. Then...just as you're relaxing...a Great Big Juggernaut arrives...with their baggage. It Got Held Up. One of the greatest myths men have about women is that we overpack.”

“I love everything about you that hurts.”

“I think you owe me something for deceiving me so exquisitely.”

“Thank God life ends—we'd never survive it. From Big Bang to weary shag, the history of the world. Our flesh is ferocious...our bodies will kill us...our bones will outlive us.”