“And she says, “Then let’s just take the effing road and get ourselves to Haven.”I smile, a little. “You said effing,” I say. “You actually said the word effing.”
“Jack with no expression was hot.Jack with a smile was mega hot.Jake laughing out loud at something you've said- effing priceless.”
“I don't need new boots I got bluchers back down home. Eff the effing bluchers I'll buy you new adjectival effing elastic sided boots.”
“I just stand there like a doofus wondering just what in the effing blazes is going on.”
“Holy effing moly.”
“Now, as Rilke would say, let's eat us some effing panther and swan, shall we?”