“Except I didn't say eff”
“you can eff off, too," I say, except I don't say eff, I say what 'eff' stands for.”
“Eff love. Come out of the situation and look at it third person.”
“Shut the eff up,' Aaron said. Only he said the REAL swear, the REAL word.”
“I ope ya don't mind, Charlie, but I borrowed one a ya effs.''Ya did?''Yeah.' he smiled. 'I told 'im to start finkin' smart.”
“No, of course she didn't say it. But there is no other reason she should have called, except to pave the way for her brother. she had nothing whatsoever to talk about. Just sat there like a stick, sipping tea.""I didn't know sticks could sip tea.”