“I just stand there like a doofus wondering just what in the effing blazes is going on.”
“Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.”
“And she says, “Then let’s just take the effing road and get ourselves to Haven.”I smile, a little. “You said effing,” I say. “You actually said the word effing.”
“Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.”
“Y’know, swearing is just part of who we are – we’re forever effing and blinding.”
“So, are you just going to stand there looking like a piece of furniture?”