“Ambrose, your presence is the horseshit frosting on the horseshit cake that is the admissions interview process.”
“It's HORSESHIT!”
“Great art is horseshit, buy tacos.”
“You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.”
“If you were seeing a lot of horseshit, there had to be a pony in the vicinity.”
“One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses.”