“Did I ever mention I used to be a delivery driver too? I was. I can read a map. What’s more, using a brilliant mixture of zen navigation, Aristotelian logic, and pure rage I can get you your package and/or delicious sandwich relatively close to on-time.”

Patrick Rothfuss

Patrick Rothfuss - “Did I ever mention I used to be a...” 1

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