“Good lord woman. If i had tits like yours I'd own half the world by now.”

“But now seeing that great knowledge, while good, had not saved the world, he turned in penance to the Lord, crying.”

“Poker isn't all about the cards. Poker's mostly about attention. You got a woman whose legs are like yours, tits are like yours, hair is like yours and ass is like yours, all she's gotta do for me is sit there and half the men at the table won't be concentrating on their cards. They'll be thinking about your legs, tits, hair and ass, how much they want 'em and just what they'd do to get 'em.""I appreciate the compliment, Ty, but I don't think I'm all that.""You got a dick?"I felt my mouth twitch.Then I answered, "No.""Trust me”

“I'd like to thank the good Lord for making me a Yankee.”

“I don’t like tit for tat. I like tit for tit. Bring on the boobies!”

“He was muttering now and I could barely make out his words. "I'm going to die without ever feeling a woman's tits.""Go ahead," I said. It was about time I used the power of my chichis for good and not for evil.”