“I was just wondering why you're here.”
“I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.”
“Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.”
“I wondered, "Why have I been chasing happiness my whole life when bliss was here the entire time?”
“Why is failure the first thing I think of when I find myself in this sort of situation? Why can't I just enjoy myself? But if you have to ask the question, then you know you're lost: self-consciousness is a man's worst enemy. Already I'm wondering whether she's as aware of my erection as I am...”
“Well, I'm just a girl, sitting in front of a rock star, wondering why I bothered.”