“To deem us simply enemies is to lose the true flavor of our relationship. It was more like the two of us entered into a business partnership in order to more efficiently pursue our mutual interest of hating each other.”

“One wife, you're happy, two and you're tired, three and they'll hate each other, four and they'll hate you.”

“We were none of us particularly drunk. But then again, none of us were particularly sober either. Our exact positioning between these two points is a matter of pointless conjecture, and I will waste no time on it.”

“We are more than the parts that form us. ”

“There are two sure ways to lose a friend, one is to borrow, the other is to lend.”

“Clean, quick, and easy as lying. We know how it ends practically before it starts. That's why stories appeal to us. They give is the clarity and simplicity our real lives lack.”

“Each woman is like an instrument, waiting to be learned, loved, and finely played, to have at last her own true music made.”