“You see, women are like fires, like flames. Some women are like candles, bright and friendly. Some are like single sparks, or embers, like fireflies for chasing on summer nights. Some are like campfires, all light and heat for a night and willing to be left after. Some women are like hearthfires, not much to look at but underneath they are all warm red coal that burns a long, long while.”
“Once a month, some women act like men act all the time.”
“Guys like you make life easy for some women.”
“…on some occasions, women, like dreams, go by contraries.”
“Because really, men and women aren't that different. One likes astrology more than car chases for some reason, but we're ultimately all looking for the same thing - to be loved and understood.”
“Some women were created to make other women feel like shit about themselves.”