“Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you.”

“Stop living in the past, Spongebob”

“I don’t have time for this I’ve got to go pick a fight with a muscular stranger.”

“Our lives are businesses that are sometimes run by idiots.”

“Politics is when people choose their words and actions based on how they want others to react rather than based on what they really think.”

“War makes monsters of men, you once said to me Todd. Well, so does too much knowledge. Too much knowledge of your fellow man, too much knowledge of his weakness, his pathetic greed and vanity, and how laughably easy it is to control him.”

“There is nothing better than to be headed into the mountains on a clean fresh day with the sun rising through the trees and good company and good talk and the sense of ease that comes from the knowledge that you are in somebody else's car and it is not your transmission that is going to get torn out on a big rock.”