“Hoss, if you can't do it with feeling—don't.”
“If you don't do it, then you won't have done it.”
“You can never have too many hats, gloves, and shoes.”
“It's cold enough to freeze the cliches off a Dan Browne novel. (Thought of that when working in the garden just after getting yet another 'thanks but no thanks'.)”
“Normal" is just a setting on your dryer.”
“One of the things I love about God's Word is that it has no expiration date.”