“I don't care how high my shrink increases my Lexapro dosage - I WANT TO BE A ROBOT THAT HELPS WOLVES HAVE SEX. Otherwise my parents threw away the money they spent on my college education.”

“I naively chose a college that was almost as expensive as Stanford, and all of my working-class parents' savings were being spent on my college tuition. After six months, I couldn't see the value in it. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life and no idea how college was going to help me figure it out. And here I was spending all of the money my parents had saved their entire life. So I decided to drop out and trust that it would all work out OK. It was pretty scary at the time, but looking back it was one of the best decisions I ever made. The minute I dropped out I could stop taking the required classes that didn't interest me, and begin dropping in on the ones that looked interesting.”

“Why wasn't my time spent helping people instead of a puppy? I don't know and I don't care but at least I saved something.”

“Well, it's not my fault that you can't manage your money.'You threw away my purse.'I thought it was an enemy.”

“i had no idea what i wanted to do with my life and no idea how college was going to help me figure it out.”

“What did I get from Simon? An education - the thing my parents always wanted me to have.”