“when a man's only assets are the brain in his head and thetongue in his mouth, he has to think carefully before he decidesto open that mouth and speak.”
“He knew he should have counted. It was the rule to count to ten in his head before he opened his mouth. It was the rule to count to ten if he wanted to smash a man in the face for saying something he didn't like. It was the rule to count to ten if instinct wasn't needed, but common sense was.”
“His last name was Chew, and I didn’t care if he was Asian, I still screamed, “Not with your mouth open!”
“I think I’m dying to get to know a particular guy. Then he opens his mouth and ruins it.”
“Or perhaps he was just one of those people who only opened his mouth to change feet.”
“He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.”