“you're rowing by wordlight”
“When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.”
“I start at the beginning, mentally screaming every obscenity I can in alphabetical order. Then I start setting them to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat”
“Lila walked by with her nose in the air. In a straight line behind her, six obedient kindergartners waddled like baby geese, singing in unison, 'Row, row, row your yacht...”
“Once I was beautiful. Now I am myself,Counting this row and that row of moccasinsWaiting on the silent shelf.”
“Those who row the boat don't have time to rock it while those who rock it don't have time to row it.”