“Black Knight: "I'm impressed. You even mended the t-shirt."Faiza: "Mate, you're with the NHS now.”
“Even when you're not wearing a geeky T-shirt, you're carrying your geekdom with you wherever you go.”
“If I haven't put that on a T-shirt, I'm going to. Actually, I really don't want to write anything that can't be put on a T-shirt. Actually I'd like to write only on T-shirts. Actually, I'd like to write whole novels on T-shirts. So you guys could say, 'I'm wearing chapter 8 of Lestat's new book, that's my favorite; oh I see you're wearing chapter 6-”
“So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?”
“My breath in the cold air was bleach that accidentally spilled on a black t-shirt.”
“Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you're done.--T-SHIRT”