“The more violent the body contact of the sports you watch, the lower your class. ”
“The lower the class of the affair, the more likely the band will be invited to eat.”
“There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher.”
“Love is a violent recreational sport. Proceed at your own risk. Helmets, armor, and steel-toe boots are required by law.”
“You have to watch your language. People will think you have no fucking class”