“Why be normal when you can be paranormal!”
“The Paranormal is entirely NORMAL. Furthermore, I believe the Supernatural is both SUPER and NATURAL. Paranormal and Supernatural experiences happen to ordinary folk like you and I, every day. Ain't it cool?”
“Very young children often accept the paranormal as “normal” until adults squeeze it out them.”
“I'd watched too many schoolmates graduate into mental institutions, into group homes and jails, and I knew that locking people up was paranormal - against normal, not beside it. Locks didn't cure; they strangled.”
“Fuck you and the paranormal horse you rode in on.”
“People ask why are you so strange and I always reply why are you so normal...”