“As long as the government can arbitrarily decide which substances are legal and which are illegal, then those who remain behind bars for illegal substances are political prisoners”

“Listen to the speeches, one after another telling the audience what it already knows, evoking applause with necessary cliches, no longer shocking anybody with the shocking facts of the war because you can become so jaded with horror that you develop an emotional callous.”

“Irreverence is our only sacred cow.”

“Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry.”

“If you make guns illegal, the only people who will have them will be criminals—and the government, which of course is the same thing.”

“But you are right, being stupid is not illegal. Otherwise half this town would be behind bars.”

“That's legally blind, I'm not legally blind" "Yes, she's illegally blind”