“Liam was too Scottish-''Oh but so Scottish, Bel! Come on, the bagpipes? The interminable quotations from Braveheart? Anyone who's proud of coming from Scotland obviously has issues-”
“I'm fiercely proud to be Scottish.”
“We Slovenians are even better misers than you Scottish. You know how Scotland began? One of us Slovenians was spending too much money, so we put him on a boat and he landed in Scotland.”
“I'M SCOTTISH!”
“In the dying world I come from, quotation is a national vice.”
“Fake trust issues comes from insecurities...Real trust issues comes from being screwed over.”