“It’s real hard to come off as even slightly superior when you’re living a Tom and Jerry episode.”
“I'm going to have a hard time sending you off with Scott in that dress. Just a heads-up: If you come home and the dress looks even slightly tampered with, I will track Scott down, and when I find him, it won't be pretty.”
“Was that amazing?” she demanded.“That was amazing,” I agreed. It’s hard to pull off a romantic kiss when you’re both drenched in muck, but we gave it our best shot.”
“It’s hard to look in charge when you’re hunched over like Quasimodo.”
“• Everyone is better than you at something. If you have a tough time accepting others, it’s probably because you think you’re superior to them. However, you’re not superior to every person in every way.”
“I’m sort of… coming off a bad relationship”“When did it end?”“Slightly before it started.”