“The world is your oyster... ...too bad you're allergic to shellfish.”
“It's surprising how often history is decided by something as trival as bad shellfish.”
“No, I do not weep at the world. I'm too busy sharpening my oyster knife.”
“The world is your oyster. It's up to you to find the pearls.”
“If the world is your oyster, why are some people so full of grit?”
“You're absolutely delicious when you're angry." "Too bad my taste is poisonous for your palate.”