“I picture my epitaph: 'Here lies Paul Newman, who died a failure because his eyes turned brown.”
“When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the dark movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman, and a ride home. I was wishing I looked like Paul Newman - he looks tough and I don't - but I guess my own looks aren't so bad.”
“I used to measure the skies, now I measure the shadows of Earth.Although my mind was sky-bound, the shadow of my body lies here.[Epitaph he composed for himself a few months before he died]”
“Unlike Paul Newman, who seems to think that salad dressing is the cure-all for America's ills, I'm a man of action.”
“The day after Paul Newman was dead, he was twice as dead.”
“Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.”