“The problem with getting older is you still remember how things used to be.”
“The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.”
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.”
“Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.”
“there should be some lessons learned and how you can use the stuff you hear today to achieve your dreams or enable the dreams of others. And as you get older, you may find that “enabling the dreams of others” thing is even more fun.”
“The problem with getting older is you meant to bring sexy back, but then you got sidetracked, and wound up napping instead.”