“when u have no enemies ,you are characterless.”
“When you see the right thing to do, you'd better do it.”
“On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home?”
“The problem with getting older is you still remember how things used to be.”
“There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second is "Just when things look darkest, they go black.”
“On considering adultery - Why go out for hamburger when I can have steak at home?”