“Happy wife, happy life.”

“The goal of management is to remove obstacles.”

“There's no point in bragging in the good times. Your friends don't need to hear it and your enemies won't believe it anyway.”

“Accountants are in the past, managers are in the present, and leaders are in the future.”

“Make your customers comfortable and they will give you their lives.”

“Sadness isn't sadness. It's happiness in a black jacket. Tears are not tears. They're balls of laughter dipped in salt. Death is not death. It's life that's jumped off a tall cliff.”

“And what's the point of changing when I'm happy as I am?”