“Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.”
“A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.”
“As Romeo and Juliet found to their cost, marriage is never just about two people falling in love, it is about families.”
“Love is physical, it is a feeling both inside and out. Lust is visual, its is seeing something and wanting it. Though lust is a game for two it is just for oneself plesure. Then there is love.... Love is not a game”
“Of course they do. It’s like an elaborate game of fetch—ow!”
“It all depends on what people you're talking about helping. That's the wonderful think about just about every religion on the planet - they're all so incredibly selfish.”