“Sometimes it works out well, and certain household responsibilities fall naturally to those who like doing them.For example, my wife likes to pack suitcases, I like to unpack them.My wife likes to buy groceries, I like to put them away. I do. I like the handling and discovering, and the location assignments.Cans - over there. Fruit - over there. Bananas - not so fast. You go over here. When you learn not to go bad so quickly, then you can stay with the rest of your friends.”

Paul Reiser

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