“When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.”

“There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.”

“When life hands you lemons, squeeze the fuck out of them!!!”

“When life hands you lemons say,"Lemons? What else have you got?"- bumper sticker”

“When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?”

“Ultimate freedom has nothing to do with your life circumstances - it is the freedom of allowing the self to dissolve into the waves of the ocean. It is the freedom that is born through one's absolute trust in life.”

“Hey you know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons?"The sudden change in topic made my head spin, "Make lemonade?" I answered weakly."Lemonade? Who the fuck do you hang out with, Girl Scouts? No, when life gives you lemons, you add vodka and make a lemon drop.”