“There was a cable-TV program that documented how Peeps are made, and it showed unlimited hordes of Peeps bouncing merrily down a conveyor belt, right toward the camera. I came.”
“As fast as they peep up let's cut 'em down.”
“...which, of course, is how I developed my love for both Kabuki theater and marshmallow Peeps.”
“What up, peeps?"I looked at my hairless cat for a moment. "What up, peeps? You've been watching MTV again, haven't you?""Word.”
“I felt like I was walking on an airport's rubber conveyor belt.”
“It...It...It's... The peeping tom!!”