“What one wrote playfully, another reads with tension and passion; what one wrote with tension and passion, another reads playfully.”
“Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote.”
“If you like what you're reading, I probably wrote it.”
“Oh, here’s a clever one. Do you remember this question from the first test? It reads, ‘What’s wrong with this statement?’ And do you know what Constance wrote in reply? She wrote, ‘What’s wrong with you?”
“He objected, though, to indiscriminate reading. 'One must have some question,' he wrote, 'addressed to the book one is going to read.”
“I wanted to read a book with a good ending so I wrote one.”