“I don’t hire anybody not brighter than I am. If they’re not brighter than I am, I don’t need them.”

“If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.”

“I don’t think it’s proper for a girl to have three boyfriends.” Jennifer now begins to sound her age, and more like a grandmother. Sally attempts to clear up any confusion. “They’re not my boyfriends, they’re just boys who are my friends.”“How could I have ever misunderstood that?”

“How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?”

“My feeling is that any day I am too busy to run is a day that I am too busy.”

“Oh Tigger, where are your manners?""I don’t know, but I bet they’re having more fun than I am.”

“I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.”