“For Sale: Complete set of encylopedias. Never used. Wife knows everything.”

“I know everything about everything and before I dry off completely, which is something I truly hate, you better go outside, collect Trates, and have both your asses out of here or I’m going to lose what little patience I have. You will play by the rules I’ve set up for sanctuary, or I’ll use your entrails for armbands. (Savitar)”

“The sale of souls to gain the whole world is completely voluntary and almost unanimous...but not quite.”

“If he waits for the ideal moment, he will never set off; he requires a touch of madness to take the next step. The warrior uses that touch of madness. For - in both love and war - it is impossible to foresee everything.”

“Hui Shi was set on using the calabash to hold water, never thinking that he could use water to hold the calabash.”

“Everything is selling. Nothing happens in this world, nothing comes into this world, until somebody makes a sale.”